Yeah, you read right.
You finished your finals, submitted your legal writing memos, and a third of you’ve even picked up your cap ‘n’ gowns.
I have one more assignment for you: Pull a beer (or non-alcoholic beverage, if you don’t drink) from your fridge and dance to the Velvet Underground’s “Oh! Sweet Nuthin’.” Here’s a passable Internet cover, though I recommend you listen to the original. Lynyrd Skynyrd wished “Sweet Home Alabama” was as good as this.
Return to this space later and learn about the mismanagement of the legal industry. Then tell your 0L friends.
Ain’t got nuthin’ at all.